I love Facebook

This isn’t the plot of Orphan, I’m not secretly a Boomer parading around as a 20-something, I promise.

People don’t know how to use Marketplace

For the past 2 years I have been compiling screenshots of all of the funny listings I see on Facebook Marketplace. I’ve become so known for it, that now my friends and family send me their finds.

I’ve learned average people can be pretty tone deaf…

Some people do it on accident, but some people love being comedians. There are even some fellow wordsmiths.

Don’t worry. I’ve got lots more tucked away in my phone… This was only a taste.